The story of Kevin, made to sound as impressive as plausible.
Currently a senior writer at Doremus. Previously, head writer at Teak in San Francisco. Before even that, I wrote for the award-winning Nautilus Magazine. Before even that, and worked as a marketer and choice architect. And before even that, I was a small child, playing with a wooden spoon.
Resume
Aside from writing, I’m also a magician—surprise! I appeared on season 13 of America’s Got Talent and Season 6 of Penn & Teller: Fool Us. My regular show in San Francisco has been highlighted in the San Francisco Chronicle. Get a few tickets if you want. Suffice it to say presenting puzzles and stories to audiences over the last decade have done well to teach me to bring an idea to life in a client meeting.
Get in touch: kevbferg@gmail.com
Selected published works:
This Man Wants Magic to Be a Branch of Psychology
Nautilus Magazine—2016
How Facebook Fuels Relationship Anxiety
Nautilus Magazine—2016
Epilepsy Patients Are Helping Us Read Minds
Nautilus Magazine—2016
Are You More Likely to Be a Baker If You’re Named “Baker”?
Nautilus Magazine—2016
Misc.
Shortform & Poems
Pictures from Kevin’s life
If you’re already friends with Kevin
This is me wearing my favorite shirt, drinking my favorite beer, and ignoring my fiancée ->
Kevin has no memory of his life before copywriting. It has been said that he arrived on Earth in a small altoids tin, along with a receipt for sungalasses. However, based on interviews, two weeks of archival research, and machine analysis of the scars and abrasions on his elbows and knees, it can be said with a confidence interval of 95% that before his current life he was for many millenia an amoeba, a wooden spoon, and then a teacup.